Contrary to expectations, Kaiser... Labels: grr
1) No we do not gain utility from cleaning up your shit
2) No we did not buy new toilet paper for such purposes, ie not for you
3) No it is not a pleasant surprise when after cleaning your shit we find pee on the stool
4) ... followed by the discovery of pee on the wastebasket
5) ... further followed by the discovery of pee on our clothesbasket
6) ... and after a thorough search, find another spray of pee on our bag of clothes
7) ... and after a sniff check realise that the clothes are soiled and they STINK
8) NO the shrieks you hear are not of pleasure, but of extreme dismay and annoyance!
You see how many no-nos you have committed?
I will lock you in your cage for 10,000 years! Take that! Muahahahaha